Man, adulting is hard. Why did we want to grow up so badly?
- You only clean your apartment when guests come over
- By “clean” you mean “shove everything under the bed”
- You’ve accidentally used body wash instead of shampoo
- You’ve purposely used body wash instead of shampoo, because you ran out of shampoo
- Your kitchen sink is full of dishes, even though you haven’t cooked in days
- You’ve eaten cereal for dinner
- You’ve worn a bathing suit instead of underwear
- You tell yourself you reuse towels to save water, but it’s really to avoid doing laundry
- Leggings ARE pants
- You try to eat fruits and vegetables every day
- By “fruits and veggies” you usually mean “fruit-flavored gummies and veggie straws”
- You have “the chair” where you keep clothes that are too clean for the hamper, but too dirty for the closet
- You have a designated place for shoes, but they somehow end up in your living room floor
- You wash dishes…when you run out of clean forks
- Your pet has been to the vet more recently than you’ve been to the doctor
- You do laundry when you run out of clean underwear
- You’ve turned your underwear inside out and worn them again to avoid doing laundry
- After you finally do laundry, the clean clothes sit in a pile that you sift through for a week instead of folding and putting away
- A cascade of crumbs falls off your lap when you stand up after eating
- You also discover a collection of crumbs in your bra, which you eat
- You don’t say no to free food, even if you aren’t hungry, because it’s FREE
- You don’t say no to free alcohol BECAUSE IT’S FREE
- You realize you put your shirt on inside out–halfway through your day
- You get distracted while shaving and can’t remember if you shaved both legs or just one
- You sacrifice sleep for Netflix
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Great post! I don’t think adulting is for me haha.
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Thanks! Adulting is hard 😦
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